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Web Standards Perk Up More Than Your Site

By Porter Glendinning | April 1st, 2004 | Filed in April Fools

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Scientists from Johns Hopkins University in conjunction with the W3C today announced the results of a study showing a strong correlation between the use of non-standard, proprietary markup and erectile dysfunction in Web developers. According to the senior researcher Dr. Ella Mensa-Lechter, “Subjects who kept their structure clean noticed a marked improvement in its ability to perform in a variety of presentations.”

The study was prompted by the revelation that the claims of developers “having a hard time with Web standards” had been dramatically misunderstood.

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